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♪ "Never Ever Going to the Nether" A Minecraft Song Parody of Taylor Swift's "We Are Never.." ♪ was an Minecraft parody written by DanTDM as a parody of Taylor Swift's Never, Ever Getting Back Together.

Lyrics Edit

"Do you remember when we woke up? Already flet like I had, had enough! We hadn't played Survival in a month! Why don't we try...WHAT?! You set up the I.P. and then you say Come Join Me! We found obsidian in like a day. Frickin' good at surviving in this game. Build a Portal, the noises, they aren't cool.♪
OOOOOOOOO! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! We went to light it up last night, but... OOOOOOOOO! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! I'm scared of just walking through. WE! Are Never, ever, ever going to the Nether! WE! Are Never, ever, ever going to the Nether! I heard there were lots of Pigmen and lots Sole Sand That slows you down. So, WE! Are Never, ever, ever going to the Nether! ♪
Say? Do you think they have Christmas in the Nether? You say I'm being stupid and let's try... Going through the purple late at night. Making up excuse all the time. There's too many Creepers out here. Just go through the damn thing! ♪
OOOOOOOOO! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! We went to light it up last night, but... OOOOOOOOO! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! I'm scared of just walking through. WE! Are Never, ever, ever going to the Nether! WE! Are Never, ever, ever going to the Nether! I heard there were lots of Pigmen and lots Sole Sand That slows you down. So, WE! Are Never, ever, ever going to the Nether! ♪
So we got to the other side of the portal. And it was just Rubbish! Netherack? This is crap! ♪
WE! Are Never, ever, ever going to the Nether! WE! Are Never, ever, ever going to the Nether! I heard there were lots of Pigmen and lots Sole Sand That slows you down. So, WE! Are Never, ever, ever going to the Nether! I! Said to Never, ever, ever going to the Nether! WE! Should have Never, ever, ever gone to the Nether! I hate the color Purple and the noises freak me out! So, WE! Are Never, ever, ever (AGAIN!) going to the Nether! ♪
"Cup of tea anyone?"